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Staving off the insomnia
1. Spell your first name backwards:
Terrag
Terrag
2. Story behind your display name?
The best way to describe it would be to understand how helpless a caterpillar feels when the hammer and sickle of a ghostly remnant devouring a cotton candy banana waltzes by before suddenly erupting into a cacophony of oily swinging big bands that plummet through the dimensions of monkey skulls and feces...
...that or a complete lack of imagination.
3. What month were you born?
April
4. Where do you live?
Northern California
DESCRIBE YOUR:
5. Jewelry worn daily:
A single, stainless steel ring about a half inch wide with a single crevice running in the middle of the entire circumference.
Pillowcase:
Gigundo... with two blue pillow cases
7. Best Friend:
Me, myself, and I
8. Favorite t- shirt:
"Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate: 1. ..."
9. Cologne/Perfume:
Mmm... ocean splash deoderant
10. CD in stereo:
Bill Withers - the one with the song "Lovely Day"
11. Piercings:
Nil, happy with the holes I've got.
WHAT ARE YOU:
12. Wearing now:
T-shirt and jeans... and thats it baby, yeah!
13. Wishing for:
23.7 million dollars
14. Wanting:
14. Wanting:
Another day off
15. Something you are deathly afraid of?
heights
16. Do you like candles?
sure do
17. Do you like the taste of blood:
noooo....
18. Do you believe in love:
yes... and it owes me money.
19. Do you believe in God?
Yes... though he can be a scurvy, shiester bastard sometimes.
20. What's something you wish you could understand better?
Life, the universe, and everything
21. Where is your favorite place to shop?
the liquor store
22. What is your favorite thing to wear?
15. Something you are deathly afraid of?
heights
16. Do you like candles?
sure do
17. Do you like the taste of blood:
noooo....
18. Do you believe in love:
yes... and it owes me money.
19. Do you believe in God?
Yes... though he can be a scurvy, shiester bastard sometimes.
20. What's something you wish you could understand better?
Life, the universe, and everything
21. Where is your favorite place to shop?
the liquor store
22. What is your favorite thing to wear?
... a tshirt, and jeans.
23. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single clothing item?
$170 some odd dollars
24. Who is the least fashionable person/people you know?
23. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single clothing item?
$170 some odd dollars
24. Who is the least fashionable person/people you know?
all those people who wear things that are 3 sizes too small... and don't look good doing it.
25. Do you match your belt with your hair color?
Ha... what hair.
25. Do you match your belt with your hair color?
Ha... what hair.
26. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3
27. What is the worst trend you see today?
Umm... the one stated in 24
RANDOMNESS:
28. Do you do drugs?
Just alceyhawl
29. What kind of soap do you use?
Mmm... irish spring
30. What are you listening to right now?
Nada
31. Who was the last person that called you?
me hermana
32. Where do you want to get married?
somewhere where its just the two of us... out in the middle of no where... oh well.
33. How many buddies are online right now?
bah
34. What are essentials in your life?
Music, passion, and liquor
35. Do you send out holiday cards each year?
No
36. Hair right now?
fuck you people with your hair... bic it and be done i say!
37. When was the last time you got a sunburn?
about 4 months ago... 'cause farmer tans are sexy.
38. Things that drive you crazy?
Tweakers, crack heads (and whores), dopers, complete and utter stoners, religious zealots, half ass religious zealots, politicians, good ol boys, gangstas and usually the masses in general. Ha... I'm one happy camper!
39. Where are you right now?
RANDOMNESS:
28. Do you do drugs?
Just alceyhawl
29. What kind of soap do you use?
Mmm... irish spring
30. What are you listening to right now?
Nada
31. Who was the last person that called you?
me hermana
32. Where do you want to get married?
somewhere where its just the two of us... out in the middle of no where... oh well.
33. How many buddies are online right now?
bah
34. What are essentials in your life?
Music, passion, and liquor
35. Do you send out holiday cards each year?
No
36. Hair right now?
fuck you people with your hair... bic it and be done i say!
37. When was the last time you got a sunburn?
about 4 months ago... 'cause farmer tans are sexy.
38. Things that drive you crazy?
Tweakers, crack heads (and whores), dopers, complete and utter stoners, religious zealots, half ass religious zealots, politicians, good ol boys, gangstas and usually the masses in general. Ha... I'm one happy camper!
39. Where are you right now?
... at the computer... c'mon!
40. Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
Si
41. Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
More than I could ever become in a hundred lifetimes
42. What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
... it's been a while.
43. Would you take any of your exes back?
never... 'cept if you count the gal I missed so many summers ago, wish i could see her one more time.
44. Are you scared of spiders?
40. Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
Si
41. Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
More than I could ever become in a hundred lifetimes
42. What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
... it's been a while.
43. Would you take any of your exes back?
never... 'cept if you count the gal I missed so many summers ago, wish i could see her one more time.
44. Are you scared of spiders?
Horrified
45. When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
about 3 years ago in japan
46. Do you miss anyone?
45. When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
about 3 years ago in japan
46. Do you miss anyone?
Yeah...
47. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
... yeah
48. What are your plans for this weekend?
Not a damn thing
49. Ever been to a bonfire party?
si
50. Have you ever been on a horse?
a few times
51. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
no... unless their a hooker.
52. What's irritating you right now?
work and this town and how i wish i could up and move but my soon to be wife doesn't work that way... no more roaming i guess.
53. Is cheating ever ok?
NO! And screw anyone who ever did for any reason, it is never ok.
54. Are you listening to music right now?
Christ... didn't we have this question already?
55. Do you like Chinese food?
shyea
56. Do you know your father's birthday?
.... no.
57. What is the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
Wall-E with me gal
58. Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
yeah... god these are frickin depressing
59. Do you get distracted easily?
... i hate you test.
47. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
... yeah
48. What are your plans for this weekend?
Not a damn thing
49. Ever been to a bonfire party?
si
50. Have you ever been on a horse?
a few times
51. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
no... unless their a hooker.
52. What's irritating you right now?
work and this town and how i wish i could up and move but my soon to be wife doesn't work that way... no more roaming i guess.
53. Is cheating ever ok?
NO! And screw anyone who ever did for any reason, it is never ok.
54. Are you listening to music right now?
Christ... didn't we have this question already?
55. Do you like Chinese food?
shyea
56. Do you know your father's birthday?
.... no.
57. What is the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
Wall-E with me gal
58. Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
yeah... god these are frickin depressing
59. Do you get distracted easily?
... i hate you test.
60. What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
lifted the covers
61. What was your childhood nickname?
parrot, carrot, tiny
62. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
neither is easy
63. Do you give out second chances too easily?
everyone deserves a second chance
64. Are you jealous of someone?
No
65. Do you have a best friend?
... you know... when you drink too much you end up repeating yourself because of a loss of short term memory... just saying whoever wrote these questions... i'm here for ya................ jerk.
66. Do you flirt a lot?
No... you sexy thing.
67. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
already do
68. Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
yeah
69. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
my gal
70. Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
eee... no, funky.
71. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
si
72. Shortest relationship?
1.5 months
73. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Ay
74. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
yeah... can't you tell with my sparkling attitude.
75. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I don't think i am... but she still says i am everyday... one of us is wrong here!
76. Is heartbreak really as bad as it sounds?
worse
77. Have you dated people who weren't good to you?
yeah
78. Have you ever dated someone older than you?
si
No burnings - Spark
Running is for the birds...er, gazelles... antelopes?
navy Soo... went for a run tonight deciding to get back into shape. Love those New Years resolutions... stupid effing things. I was all psyched up, had on my old Navy sweatshirt and shorts, couple of layers of undergarments and socks, me old running shoes and my beanie for these frosty nights. Dug out my old stop watch too. And bam, there I was.
Started out pretty smooth too. Until I got about four blocks and the cramps in my side set in... with that little burning sensation in my lungs from two years of atrophy combined with nights uber frigid air (I'm sure the rum I had earlier didn't really aid the situation as well).
I'm telling you, I've seen rusty '87 Honda Civics with multi-colored doors leaving a black, oily wake run more smooth than I did.
Run for three blocks, walk for one, run for four blocks, walk for two, run for three blocks, walk for two. Ha! Fifteen minutes later and probably only about 2/3 a mile I walk in all sweaty. Eesh... I know I need to lose about 15-20 lbs, but man... who'd a thought it could really weigh down on ya.
I'm not giving up on the rum though! Ohhhh no! Take my dignity, take pride, but by god leave me my corked wonders!
Started out pretty smooth too. Until I got about four blocks and the cramps in my side set in... with that little burning sensation in my lungs from two years of atrophy combined with nights uber frigid air (I'm sure the rum I had earlier didn't really aid the situation as well).
I'm telling you, I've seen rusty '87 Honda Civics with multi-colored doors leaving a black, oily wake run more smooth than I did.
Run for three blocks, walk for one, run for four blocks, walk for two, run for three blocks, walk for two. Ha! Fifteen minutes later and probably only about 2/3 a mile I walk in all sweaty. Eesh... I know I need to lose about 15-20 lbs, but man... who'd a thought it could really weigh down on ya.
I'm not giving up on the rum though! Ohhhh no! Take my dignity, take pride, but by god leave me my corked wonders!
No burnings - Spark
MindSay Quick Update /
I am thinking these are the worst outfits i've seen, reference american apparel ads.
Epiphanies that hit you like a golden brick wrapped in lemon
Just another idle Saturday night with too much to drink, too much time on my hands and no creative outlet or solutions for life's little ten ton weights that bear down on my fuzzy, soon to be (hopefully) blitzed head.
I really hate long vacations. These holidays seem to take forever to roll around, making me all giddy like a little schoolgirl, but as soon as a couple days pass... I can't wait to either pass out or be called back to work, or maybe even break a leg and spend the rest of the time in a hospital pretending I speak Cantonese or some other obscenely uncommon language. I bet charades on morphine would be really interesting and fun for all parties involved.
I can't tell whats worse, Christmas or New Years. To me, Christmas was completely stressed. Stretching an already pained and wailing bank account on presents for most people whom I don't know that well and or really could care less about or who are so vague about what they want I might as well wrap a trout in a newspaper and top it off with a bow.
Then there is New Years. Trying to find something to do, only to find there is too much to do, only to not do anything at all, only to hear of the mind numbing stories that repeat themselves over and over and over and over and over and over and over... and over. "Dude, you should've been there! There was this chick who got so crazy she stuck a glass full of tequila up her hooha!" or "Man, you should've seen it! I just ordered a drink of tequila when this chick grabbed it and stuck it down her panties!" or "Not much happened. Some jerk put a glass of tequila on my chair and I sat on it, soaking my crotch". Goodie... goodie... gum drops.
... course now I'm craving margaritas.
I really hate long vacations. These holidays seem to take forever to roll around, making me all giddy like a little schoolgirl, but as soon as a couple days pass... I can't wait to either pass out or be called back to work, or maybe even break a leg and spend the rest of the time in a hospital pretending I speak Cantonese or some other obscenely uncommon language. I bet charades on morphine would be really interesting and fun for all parties involved.
I can't tell whats worse, Christmas or New Years. To me, Christmas was completely stressed. Stretching an already pained and wailing bank account on presents for most people whom I don't know that well and or really could care less about or who are so vague about what they want I might as well wrap a trout in a newspaper and top it off with a bow.
Then there is New Years. Trying to find something to do, only to find there is too much to do, only to not do anything at all, only to hear of the mind numbing stories that repeat themselves over and over and over and over and over and over and over... and over. "Dude, you should've been there! There was this chick who got so crazy she stuck a glass full of tequila up her hooha!" or "Man, you should've seen it! I just ordered a drink of tequila when this chick grabbed it and stuck it down her panties!" or "Not much happened. Some jerk put a glass of tequila on my chair and I sat on it, soaking my crotch". Goodie... goodie... gum drops.
... course now I'm craving margaritas.
No burnings - Spark
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